little miss: can i have some ice cream, because i'm really (said with as much drama as possible) hot!
mommy: did you eat your lunch? (she stayed for lunch at school today)
little miss: yes!
mommy: yes . . . you can have some.
little miss: mommy . . . i'm already happy, but this is going to make me really happy!
mommy: how happy?
little miss: as big as a soldier!